HALLOWEEN

Alright guys, its time for a spooky Halloween special(alright lets be a little more cheesy). Okay first of all let me just tell you, that I have no clue what I am going to be for Halloween, even though I am not going tick-or-treat-ing this year, I have been invited to several parties and well, I want to look classy. But I am not going to get into my costume ideas, that is going to be a surprise(once I actually figure it out. ha.).

Halloween "YAYs" and "Nays":

Nay: First of all I must say  I am particularly peeved that Halloween is on a Sunday(this is partially the cause of my costume issue), this date makes it difficult to have fun on the holiday without having to worry about American History homework. Honestly, after the past two years I had forgotten that Halloween could fall on a school night.

Nay: Okay, don't judge me, but on my quest to find a hysterical costume, I went into what us really awful comedians call "spookers block" (ha...get it...like writers block..). Regardless, I could not for the life of me think of anything remotely funny, including certain jokes. So against my will, I went online, and searched, "funny Halloween costumes". Bad Idea. Do you know what came up? Literally, KKK costumes and a Ronald McDonald dressed as Hitler. This was appalling, and believe me, I promise I will leave the costume decision making to myself rather than the Internet. I really do promise.

YAY: Guys, besides picking out a costume which can be a pain, making people laugh or scream is an awesome aspect of Halloween. So yay for being able to wear costumes!!! any costume. And not only is it the one time of year socially acceptable to dress up as a slutty pirate or a milk carton, it is also the primetime to do just this. Because in 20 or 30 years, it will no longest be socially acceptable. Believe me.

Nay: Candy. Yes candy. What can I say, Diabetes.


Okay, so this has been wonderful, I hope you enjoyed today's exciting and spooky, Halloween special. Also If you are not a follower and just reading this because you saw it on facebook, be sure to become a follower!!

This weeks *Things*:

-HALLOWEEN
-Next week is election week so...ugh...well actually that wasn't going anywhere.
-I must say there is not too much going on, but I would like to say congratulations to:
 The rowers at the Head of the Charles, and to the cast and crew of Twelfth Night!!! 
 I commend you all!!!!

Also I have two videos that I really enjoyed this week, take a look!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COkumQuCibU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geyAFbSDPVk

Pancreas.

Okay(first off which do you prefer, "okay" "ok"?) I'm back. Sorry for that brief hiatus(hah vocab--Hogan 9th grade). HaH. So I have been extremely busy this past week, with the play. But I am back. Anywho, you guys might be curious about the name "pancreas", odd isn't it. Well actually not really, because it is the segway into a hilarius video from this weeks Office episode(which was fabulous, except for Pam, she can leave the show for all I care). http://www.hulu.com/watch/184789/the-office-the-sting -Go to 8:00 min. And for those of you unfamiliar with the human anatomy, diabetics have nonfunctional pancreas's. hah. Ok(I thought I would try out both) moving forward. Who here despises Linda McMahon. I mean if the fact that she is the owner of WWE doesn't get you, you might want to consider how she eats babies souls for dinner(or cenar in Spanish). Okay(again trying to mix it up) maybe she doesn't do that. But she is actually like a leech, my dad went to get his flu shot at the civic center. There Linda was(yes we are on a first name basis) attacking people with her business cards and pins. My god, is this who we really want to be the senator of Connecticut, a parasite.  In other news, I am officially sick of scary movies. I mean whose Idea was it to make movies( one of the largest sources for ENTERTAINMENT) that scare people out of their wits. I really don't understand. Okay(again), my friend and I always watch horror movies together EVERY TIME we see each other, but after the movie I literally cannot walk in my house anymore. Was that these filmmakers in Hollywood(well with the cheap scary movies I see, more like Dayton Ohio) intentions? Well I guess I will have to do some more research on that issue.

This Weekends *Things*

-Again to my Crewbie friends, GOOD LUCK
-Come see the last two shows of Twelfth Night today!!!!(5:00 and 8:00)

PS- Spellcheck tried to correct "crewbie"to "Grebe"

Grebe

   [greeb]  Show IPA

–noun

any diving bird of the family Podicipedidae, related to the loons,but having a rudimentary tail and lobate rather than webbed toes.

Drowning.

Today regardless of the amount of work, was very enjoyable, for one reason: wellness. HA. What? No, but seriously wellness, although Ms. Gillick is in fact the only health teacher in the all of GHS to give homework, is where my friend Henry and I come alive with our humor. Wow that sounds awful, health is a class where eating disorders and heart attacks are disscussed and here Henry and I are making puns out of it. Well it is awful, but in reality, what humor isn't? Seriously, in my entire life I have never witnessed an extremely funny joke where someone was not being poked at(except for several occasions where the jokes were horrendous). In health today, we received a worksheet that displayed how many calories numerous amount of activities burned. As I read the sheet is stated that swimming for one minute only burned one calorie...what? Anyway knowing this was inaccurate I said, "well swimming may only burn one calorie, but drowning, well drowning burns a lot more." This leads to my topic of the day, what makes a joke funny? Well I honestly do not know how to even begin to answer this question. First of all I have been in situations where people have loved my jokes/ humor, and others where you could literally hear a pin drop. So, I guess in order to make a joke, it must be slightly racy, but not enough to offend anyone, just enough to get a laugh. Furthermore the joke must be witty(because sarcasm gets old severely fast). Basically I have just wasted your time with that question because the truth is humor comes naturally, and event the greatest comedians have embarrassing moments, and of course, event the most socially awkward will have their moments. Bear with me, this is my first blog, and I assure you I am much funnier! Alright that was cocky but still. Thank you for reading!!!!!!

This weeks *Things*:

-Come see the Twelfth Night(Thursday, 7:30, GHS Black box, Tickets $10.00)
-Head of the Charles(good luck to all my crewtons)
-Princess Diary's on ABC Family
-Glee on fox...oh wait....

to all the poopybutts reading this very lame blog...i thank you!!

PS: spell check said that poopybutt should be spelt "poppets"